Kim Moreau Jacobs

16 Baby Items So Cute You’ll Want to Get Pregnant

Posted on November 20, 2017
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Start the seeds of their life as an international diplomat with this global-minded mat. Bonus: black and white combos are extra stimulating for babies’ eyes.

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Start the seeds of their life as an international diplomat with this global-minded mat. Bonus: black and white combos are extra stimulating for babies’ eyes.

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Photo by Chewbeads

How pregnant do you have to be to wear this necklace? Asking for a friend. But seriously, this silicone necklace saves your child from choking (and your best jewelry from becoming teething trash).

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How much of a child do you have to be to own this stuffed animal? Asking for a friend. The famed illustrator’s collection of Land of Nod would make any Mid-Century Modern buff beg for a baby.

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Like a hedgehog, this rolls up into an easy-to-transport Popple of a bag. Unlike a real hedgehog, you will not be forced to care for it once your child grows tired of it.

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Four out of five dentists agree—this is the precious thing they’ve ever seen. Simple wood construction means you don’t have to worry about your baby brushing between “snacks.”

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It’s hungry, hungry for your storage.

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Photo by MoMA Design Store

Dutch bunny Miffy is like Peppa Pig’s alternative cousin—cuddly but just edgy enough to guarantee you’re raising a baby hipster.

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Get daily requirement of fruits via crocheted cuteness. It’s an analog option for those looking to avoid too many bells and whistles.

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Bless your husband, but his dreams to DIY one of these won’t be realized by the time your tot’s in college.

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If Matisse drew Babar for a very precocious prince we think it would look something like this. Plus it’s roomy enough to grow with your “calf.”

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If an elephant never forgets, then you will definitely never forget how adorable this patterned pachyderm clock is.

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Photo by Pink Olive

I know why the caged bird sings—it’s because it’s the sweetest mobile of all time.

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Finally a superhero role model for the underrepresented—rabbits. It definitely passes the Bunny-del Test.

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Photo by Pehr

When it’s late at night and you’re trying to pick up their scattered socks and jammers, let these perky pom poms bring you joy.

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Photo by Sprout

Prepare your child to be in the inevitable Whale Rider remake with this Modernist Rocker. (Horses are so yesterday, amirite?)

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Photo by Rosenberry Rooms

Who wouldn’t stick their neck out for this guy? Hand-sewn from nubby felt, it’s cruelty-free technicolor taxidermy.

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On the fence about having another tot? Click through this slideshow of incredibly, irresistibly, kids toys, accessories, and the link if you dare.

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